At last night's The Maine concert:

Garrett: Fuck you, John!

John: What?

Garrett: Fuck fuck you

John: What are you doing? Are you pushing me right now?

Garrett: So what if I am?

John: You're flicking me off, and you're pushing me. Do you see this guys? Do you see what I have to put up with on a daily basis? Garrett is so mean to me. He hits us when he's upset.

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Garrett: All my friends are over there

John: You don't have any friends man

Garrett: I got 3

John: He has 3, give it up for Garrett's 3 friends

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If you had endless amounts of money what would you buy?

Garrett: I'd make an underwater house.

Jared: Oh my gosh! I'd have a space house.

Garrett: No! I want to do that.

Jared: Well you can, we can visit.

Garrett: Ya know how they're gonna make the elevator into space? The bottom should be my house, and the top will be your house and we can elevator up and down all day.

Jared: Thanks.

Garrett: Thank you for letting me go to your house. I'm so excited.